I retired after 45 years of teaching America’s #1 foreign language, English, to high school and then college students. I left the Community College of Baltimore County, Catonsville Campus, as English Dept. Chairman. I travel often and spend as much time as possible in the Virgin Islands. I teach seminars to seniors in such diverse topics as Western Movies and recent U.S. Presidents. I exercise regularly at a nearby health club and plan to have washboard abs by the 50th reunion or thereabout. Maybe I’ll just bring a washboard.